21 Savage Cakes That Taste Delicious But Insult Everyone

The act of baking someone a cake is meant to be a loving one. However, these people thought that the gesture was too nice and decided to roast the cake receiver with savage messages prettily iced on the baked goods.

These cakes may have been baked with love but there was definitely an added ingredient of a whole lot of pettiness and sass too. A cake is a cake though, I would happily eat any of these, who cares about the message right?!

So, next time you bake someone a cake, why not make it a savage one? At least they will never forget it then…

1.) Last day at work

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This savage employee treated their work colleagues to a cake on their last day at the company. However, they didn’t want to be too nice so they felt the need to remind the workers of just who they are losing. I can definitely appreciate this one.

2.) A lovely goodbye cake

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Wow, this one really is pretty rude. These people must be pretty clingy, anyone who leaves is immediately dead to them and destined to fail. They need to lighten up and maybe eat a slice of that cake, it does look delicious.

3.) Trust no one

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This cake alone has actually given me trust issues. Who does that?! I really hope that this is just some kind of weird inside joke and there isn’t actually poop inside that cake. I feel betrayed as a cake lover.

4.) A very reassuring birthday cake

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I really appreciate the thought that went into this loving birthday cake. It’s always a good idea to give someone a compliment that they will remember on their birthday, it’s the greatest gift that you can give! “At least your neck grew in” is one of the best I’ve heard.

5.) The most judgemental birthday cake

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This birthday cake not only shames you for getting older but also judges you for still being single! What a way to really make someone feel good about themselves on their birthday…I still love it though, it’s hilarious!

6.) “Happy removal day” cake for a c-section baby

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This is so hilariously savage and I absolutely love it! Thankfully, the person that received this cake can take a joke or they might have been a little upset to be called a tumour baby. Still, at least they got a cake though.

7.) A romantic Valentine’s Day cake

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When you’ve been with someone so long, it does feel more like you are tolerating them rather than loving them. I’m sure this guy was pleased when his wife gifted him this cake. At least she baked him a cake though, that’s the true sign of love!

8.) Corey is such a disappointment

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Whoever gifted this cake to Corey is so done with his messy behaviour. So much so that they felt the need to write a trash reminder on his cake. I wonder if this cake will end up in the trash too…

9.) This cake will give you shivers

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Again, please let this be a joke. I cannot stand the idea of someone being evil enough to plant a TOENAIL inside what would have been a delicious cake. I definitely have trust issues surrounding cake now.

10.) This cake gets straight to the point

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Wow, this cake would probably make me cry, it’s just so mean! I think the fact that they bought a cake though shows that they must like this person. Unless they really wanted to build them up before knocking them down…

11.) This accidentally savage birthday cake

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Wow, this is just amazing, the cake maker definitely screwed over the guy who ordered this though! It definitely makes this cake 100 times funnier so really everyone wins, except Josh…

12.) This lovely retirement cake

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This person must have been a pain to work with…his colleagues seem keen to get rid of him anyway! Jokes on them though, retirement sounds great, you can do whatever you want and get to say “goodbye forever” to your work colleagues whilst flipping them off!

13.) This divorce cake is all about self-care

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This one is the absolute best! I hope that she gifted this to her husband, every single bite would have been so bittersweet. I love this woman, she should treat herself to some cake now!

14.) This failed birthday cake

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This birthday cake really did just completely fail in the best way ever. It’s so accidentally savage and I love how her mom had absolutely no idea how rude it was! I really hope this was revealed at some big family gathering or something…

15.) A savage since birth

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This loving sister definitely picked up the savage gene from a very young age. This is just so innocently hilarious that I think it might be the best one yet…

16.) From mother to daughter

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Aww, just what every girl wants on their birthday, a cake that reminds them that they were once just their dad’s sperm. This cake would disturb me too much to eat it…

17.) This cake makes you feel good about yourself

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Wow, this cake really knows how to make someone feel amazing, it’s just so validating! At least they can eat away their pain with the cake…it probably tastes bad though.

18.) This leaving cake that makes sure you know that you AREN’T special, AT ALL.

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This one is actually so savage because, in the long run, it’s probably true. Once you leave a place, time moves so fast and soon no one will even remember you. This cake is just making sure the sad reality sets in quickly.

19.) A reluctant going away cake

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These colleagues clearly weren’t too impressed with their coworker leaving. This going away cake is the definition of reluctance and I guess that’s flattering, in a way.

20.) Parents are savage too

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For their son’s 23rd birthday, these parents decided to drop the not-so-subtle hint that it was time for him to fly the nest. I wonder if he was still there for his next birthday?!

21.) A unique way to say happy birthday

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This cake definitely doesn’t beat about the bush. Not dying and making it another year is a pretty good thing to celebrate though! We do take life for granted and sometimes we need a savage cake to put us in our place…

I’m definitely going to give my friends and family only savage cakes from now on. Which one was your favourite? Let us know in the comments! AAx

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