20 Disastrous Haircuts To Make You Feel Better About Your Life Choices

A bad hair cut is a uniquely horrifying experience that almost everyone experiences at least once in their lifetime, and is never quickly forgotten.

Sometimes it can just be down to an inexperienced barber or a simple miscommunication… I wanted to look like Nicole Kidman, not the inside of her couch.

However, sometimes the blame falls solely on the jaw-droppingly insane ideas that most of us would quickly file away under ‘to be reconsidered’, or, ‘drunk, definitely NOT a good idea’ . Well brace yourself ’cause here are 20 images of haircuts so toe-curlingly ridiculous that you’ll need a straightening iron to walk again.

 

1.) Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect £200

There should perhaps be an actual prison sentence applied in this instance. Although, I don’t know what is more horrific, the haircut itself or the fact that one of the centre curls appears to be crawling up his nose.

 

2.) Spaniel Ears

This is a textbook bad haircut shot, only made better by the stoic expression in the face of such follicle adversity.

What is most baffling is the choice to only straighten half of her head… I can only imagine that she must have been running late for the bus.

 

3.) It’s Berry Good… I Promise…

Perhaps the only thing worse than that pun is the haircut itself.

Also, I don’t know why but the thing I find most distressing is the fact that he didn’t dye his moustache as well? Barber: ‘Yeah buddy the moustache would definitely be too much…’

 

4.) They’ll Never Notice If I just Keep Facing Forwards…

It’s a decent effort… although perhaps not, sometimes you just have to stand by your mistakes. This is the haircut equivalent of adding extra boxes in on a crossword so your answers fit in, something which I definitely don’t do.

Also, who’s got time to wash hair that they’ve already had cut off, let alone the hair still attached to their head?!

 

5.) Are Ya’ Ready Kids?!

I’m a massive fan of tinned pineapple chunks (yeah I know, don’t kink shame me), but I could never imagine styling my head like one.

Also, quite frankly, the yellow part is styled to look like the inside of the pineapple, but the green stalk is supposed to look like the outside of a pineapple… if you’re gonna commit to looking like a pineapple do it right am I right? Or does this not bother people as much as it does me?

 

6.) Make Me Up Like A Make Up Brush

The sheer volume required for this look is astounding! I can’t imagine how much of a nightmare this would make everyday tasks like going through doorways, lying down, and generally standing upright.

7.) Tomato On The Brain

Finishing off the veritable salad of haircuts is the one that I think is the closest to being actually quite cute, but honestly I can’t freakin’ stand tomato’s so I can’t look at this without shuddering a little.

8.) No Money, No Problem

This just proves the point that a lot of soccer players have proven throughout the history of the sport, that talent is not directly proportionate to your sense of style… I tell myself the same thing as I get older anyway.

 

9.) I’m In Two Minds About This One

I struggle to pick between things like ‘should I get white wine or red wine’, or ‘ should I order pizza or chips’, and more often than not I’ll get both… I don’t think the same logic should apply to choosing hair cuts.

 

10.) Leonardo Da Vinci 

I suppose this one is quite impressive, it just baffles me as to why anyone would want this? Imagine actually asking a barber to shave the last supper into your head? Although, I do like to imagine that he did it without telling the guy… ‘I’m just finishing your fade, definitely not shaving a classic 15th Century Mural Painting into the back of your head.’

 

11.) Unexpected Item In Baggage Area

Some people will do anything to avoid admitting that they may be going bald…

 

12.) Hat Hair 

I hate hat hair, but I also lose my hats quite a lot, so I’m stuck as to whether this is genius or insane. No wait, I’ve decided… it’s insane, and I think judging from the guy’s expression, he may know it too!

 

13.) Printer Error

Sometimes its just easier to colour your head in with a sharpie than admit your hairline may have receded a little. It’s just a good job they didn’t use the flash on this one otherwise the glare may have ruined the photograph… on second thoughts maybe they should have used the flash!

 

14.) Block Head

This doesn’t look so much like lego as the feeling when you stand on lego.

 

15.) I Didn’t See That Coming

If this is what the back of his head looks like, I’d love to see the front!

 

16.) I hope he at least gets free Reese’s for it…

Very little could ever put me off Reese’s pieces but this is the closest that anything has ever come. Also, I can’t help but think his hair looks like it also has the consistency of peanut butter…

 

17.) Grilled

This is one of those haircuts that strikes me as an attempt to cover the fact that he slipped when shaving… I know the pain, I took an eyebrow off once when I slipped on a bar of soap… it’s a long story.

 

18.) Your Guess Is As Good As Mine…

I’ve spent ages looking at this trying to work out what the intended design is but just cannot figure it. The closest I’ve come is a crop circle meets the Matrix

 

19.) Fried To A Crisp

I can’t decide what’s worse, how on earth someone managed to burn noodles that badly, or the hair cut. It’s the hair cut but still, that’s some shocking noodle preparation, you just boil them in water… I think?

 

20.) Barber: Who’s Your Favourite Artist?…

I think this guy might be a fan of Dali. I get surrealism is meant to be illogical to an extent, but this is too far.

So those were 20 haircuts to make you feel better about that one embarrassing photo from high school that keeps somehow coming back to haunt you! Do you know someone who had a worse one than these, or do you feel brave enough to share some of yours?! Let us know in the comments! AAx

 

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