20 Petty Neighbours That You REALLY Don’t Want To Live Next To

The term “love thy neighbour” doesn’t always apply, especially when your neighbour is this petty! Its everyone’s worst fear, moving into a new house and having a nightmare neighbour. Thankfully, these neighbours are just hilariously petty and not completely crazy.

These neighbours really need to chill out and get a grip, they are too petty for their own good. I hope these neighbours have managed to resolve their differences by now…

1.) This neighbour isn’t about good deeds

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If this person was ALREADY clearing their own steps, it really wouldn’t have been much extra work for them to do a nice thing and clear the entire step for their neighbour. Clearly, they wanted to prove some kind of point here.

2.) Everyone for themselves

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This person felt the need to do their own (shared) side of the drive and not ask their neighbour if they wanted their side done too. This is just rude and now the drive will definitely look ridiculous!

3.) Passive aggressive wi-fi name

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This guy clearly wanted a “subtle” way of telling his neighbours to keep the noise down. He could have worded it a little nicer though…jeez.

4.) He wants everyone on Google Earth to know how he feels

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Wow. Now, this guy is extra and CLEARLY hates his neighbour. It must have taken him ages to literally carve his hatred for his neighbour into this field. This only people that will ever see this are those who search the neighbourhood on Google Earth…odd choice but okay.

5.) This guy thinks his neighbour is the grocery store

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This is just a tiny bit cheeky…I mean if my neighbour texted me asking for this much food they would definitely get a response of HELL NO.

6.) This polite neighbour

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What a way to greet your neighbour! I really hope that they know each other well and are friends or this is pretty rude…

7.) “I regret to inform you that I took your doorknob. I was trippin’ balls and thought it was a muffin.”

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This guy clearly parties a little bit too hard. I wouldn’t be mad at him though, I would have been incredibly disappointed to receive a doorknob instead of a muffin, I feel sorry for him.

8.) An important safety notice

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What a nice lady, letting her neighbours all know about the scary squirrel. I would be pretty terrified to be honest, I didn’t know that squirrels could glare at people and this unsettles me.

9.) Captain Obvious

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This neighbour seems to be absolutely amazing at pointing out the obvious. He could have just put a note through their door or let them know nicely but NO. He decided the best course of action was to vandalise their lawn instead.

10.) This neighbour who ruined the festive innocence

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This guy decided to reposition his neighbour’s beautiful festive reindeers into a slightly unsavoury position. This is just rude and I would call the police. I also overreact a lot. Wait, am I a petty neighbour too?!

11.) Just…why?

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This person is pure EVIL putting this up against their neighbour’s door. I would probably have a heart attack and be scarred for life, how would they feel then? Huh? HUH?!

12.) Reverse psychology at it’s worst

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Well, THIS isn’t creepy at all…this guy was trying to be sarcastic to his noisy neighbours but he just came across as INCREDIBLY creepy instead. Good luck being in the mood to get it on in your apartment again!

13.) Making a claim to the best spot

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This guy clearly doesn’t care about annoying every single one of his neighbours by claiming a parking spot with a TOY car. I’m not sure he knows but they could still park there…

14.) The most annoying parking known to man

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If you thought the toy car parking was bad, this is SO much worse. Why intentionally park over TWO spaces?! It’s always the people who drive the big cars who are most annoying, I feel bad for the neighbours.

15.) Dave the legend

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Dave really doesn’t care about your complaints. All he wants to know is how powerful his farts are. I completely respect that and I really like his attitude towards life.

16.) The most petty of all the neighbours

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This made me far too happy. I completely agree with this guy’s action, his neighbour is just plain RUDE. I hope he enjoys defrosting all of his frozen clothes and never does something so dumb ever again.

17.) A nice welcome note

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This couple moved into a small town neighbourhood and received this note on their door. I wonder how long their neighbours took to let them know? At least they told them in the end though…

18.) The perfect retaliation

PoopThoughts

This guy is so rude! Since when is it okay to tell your neighbours what they should be doing with their garden? I love the response though, I hope the rude neighbour went and picked them up himself…doubt it.

19.) Best petty neighbour sign ever!

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Yes, it’s petty and unnecessary but it’s also so simple, effective and hilarious! We’ve all had a neighbour that literally walks like their feet are bricks.

20.) Jeez, he has a permit Larry

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This guy knows exactly how to deal with his annoying neighbour who checks with the city if he has a permit WHENEVER he gets any work done to his house. I can’t stand people like this.

Consider yourself lucky if you have a normal neighbour who isn’t extremely petty. Have you ever experienced a nightmare neighbour? Let us know in the comments!

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