20 Of The Most Disgusting Things Couples Do In Their Relationship (And You Have 100% Done Them Too)

People are gross. Sounds cruel, but it’s true. We’re ALL gross, and we do gross, disgusting things. And then one day, if we’re lucky enough (or unlucky enough, depending on how you look at it) we find another human being who is as equally disgusting, and you join up so you can be disgusting together for the rest of your natural born lives. Beautiful.

But seriously though, if you’re easily grossed out by people who are in relationships, then you have absolutely no idea what you’re about to be in for. You may read through this list, shake your head and internally scream a hundred times over… but face it, you’re just as disgusting as they are, and if you tell yourself you’ve NEVER done something so disgusting before… you’re lying.

1. Checking each other’s noses for bogeys.

Yep, I know. Disgusting. I’ve heard the horror stories about stuff like this but never knew it actually happened out there in the wild.

2. Checking their ears for wax.

And now I don’t know which is worse. Bogeys or ear wax?? Something tells me bogies is still worse… but that just depends on what your partners ear wax situation is.

3. Helping them get morning gunk out of their eye.

This one I could probably handle better. Having said that, I definitely wouldn’t be reaching in there to remove it for them, It’d be more like “Hey, love bug, sort your gross eyes out” and that’s that.

4. Squeezing their spot that’s in a hard-to-reach place.

My sister does that for her boyfriend, and every time she tells me about it a tiny part of me dies on the inside. It. Is. THE WORST. Pop your own freakin’ spots and leave me out of it.

5. Or squeezing one that’s not hard to reach, it just looks like fun.

NOOOOOO. What is wrong with you!? WHO benefits from this!? Get your heads checked ASAP.

6. Smelling each other’s armpits to check if they need a wash.

So you mean to tell me you can’t smell your own armpits well enough to know if you need to shower enough? You really need to get a second opinion? Really?

7. Smelling each other’s clothes to check if they need a wash.

Again, you really need your partner to do a sniff test on YOUR clothes? What’s wrong with your nose? You don’t trust it? Girl, please.

8. Chatting to each other when one of you is having a wee.

I very recently broke this barrier with my partner, and I’m not gonna lie, it wasn’t awful. It was actually kind of cute, and in a weird way made me feel closer to them more than ever… it’s not like I need them to be present every time I use the bathroom though.

9. Or if you’re really comfortable with each other, when one of you is having a poo.

NOPE. Too far. Peeing is one thing… but having a chat while dropping a deuce? Just NO. Lines has been crossed people. Lines have been CROSSED.

10. Scraping the hairball out of the shower drain, knowing it’s got a mix of both your pubes in it.

URGH. I mean, yes, I do this, you have to if you don’t want your plumbing to explode once a month… but I’ve never actually thought about what may or may not be in the mix of that hairball… BLEURRRGH. Thanks, internet.

11. Weeing in the shower that you both share.

As someone who is a frequent shower-pee-er (don’t tell my Mom!) this one doesn’t really gross me out that much. I mean, it’s a shower, right? It basically cleans itself, so what’s the harm!?

12. Getting in their old bath water and washing your hair even though they’ve washed their bum in there.

Some people are seriously, seriously awful. I don’t even like sitting in my own bath water too long, never mind sitting in someone else’s used bath water… no matter how much I freakin’ love that person. Let’s keep our bath water separate, okay hun?

13. Sharing a towel.

Again, I wouldn’t really call this “gross”, a bit disturbing, maybe… but gross? I mean… I guess? Is it just me? As long as I get to use it first I have no problem with this.

14. Sharing a toothbrush when one of you forgets yours on holiday.

Okay, truth time; yes, this grosses me out. But I have also 100% done this on numerous occasions. Look sometimes desperate times all for desperate measures, alright!? Just try not to think about it too much…

15. Sharing a flannel.

Are we talking about face flannels or body flannels here? Do people have two separate flannels? What happens if you mix your body flannel up with your face flannel? Yeah, no thanks, I do not want to risk it.

16. Wearing their old T-shirt because it smells like them and that makes you happy.

Hang on, what? How is wearing an old t-shirt of theirs disgusting? I loooove this. Yeah okay, so there should definitely be a time limit on how long you can wear it before surrounding it to the laundry basket, but you can have a least a few days of enjoyment out of it. The crazy things people do when they’re in love! Urgh.

17. Checking their teeth for food.

I would never purposely seek their mouths just to check their teeth for food. But if they asked me to check for them, you know I would. I don’t wanna be looking at them with their teeth filled with food, after all. So it’s more for my benefit… right?

18. Eating dessert from the same spoon.

This is kind of like the toothbrush one I guess, people seem to have a weird thing about sharing things from each other’s mouths.. which is like super ironic considering the fact that you spend half your life swapping saliva with other people.

19. Licking your finger and rubbing some food off their face.

This isn’t so much disgusting to me as it is disturbing… I feel like this is a super motherly gesture to make and if there’s one thing you do not want your partner to see you as… it’s a mother. That will end well for nobody.

20. Showing them your nipple hair.

I’m just having a really difficult time imaging in what possible universe you would actually need to see your partners nipple hair?? Just… WHY?? Keep that behind your t-shirt I don’t need to know what’s going on under there right now, thanks.

Okay folks, now it’s your turn to be truthful! Do any of these sounds familiar to you? Are you guilty of doing disgusting stuff like this in your relationships!? I’m afraid to ask… but let me know in the comments! And don’t forget to share this with all your disgusting friends and family members too!

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