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15 Hilarious Bathroom Notes That Teach People How To Use Toilets

February 18, 2019
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Often when we go to use a public restroom, we see signs hanging up reminding us to wash our hands and to flush the toilet. When you think about it, it’s slightly worrying that we even need signs to tell us these things, we should just do them. However, there are creatures that treat the public restroom like it’s a place to make as dirty as possible.

People have decided to take a stand and are posting more in-your-face hilarious notes in public bathrooms in an attempt to improve the situation. Given the disgusting state of public restrooms, these notes don’t appear to be working but at least they provide us with a good laugh!

1.) Not qualified to poop

Reddit

Whoever wrote this note deserves a round of applause. I don’t get why people think that it’s acceptable to leave skid marks in the toilet, IT’S NOT. Pooping in public should definitely require a license because I can think of a TON of people who aren’t qualified.

2.) Who doesn’t flush?!

It gets worse people. For some reason, people don’t even know how to flush anymore. Surely it’s just your automatic reaction to flush the toilet? Apparently not. I’m losing hope! At least the signs funny though, they take it a little too far…

3.) If toilet paper could talk…

Dillan Weems

I don’t think THIS is what it would be saying! I think it would judge all of us so hard…scrunch or fold? That is the question.

4.) WTF?!

Reddit

This is the most disgusting thing ever, imagine the SMELL. Actually, don’t. I nearly threw up. Hey, I’m all for bathroom rituals and all but this is next level weird. I hope they caught the culprit in the end…

5.) Treat the toilet with respect

Reddit

Sounds like people were using the toilet for extraordinary amounts of time. This note disturbs me though, I don’t really want to think of my toilet as a workhouse, a living sentient being. The things that it would have SEEN. *shudders*.

6.) Slam dunk!

Reddit

This is HILARIOUS. At least they gave them a warning! Because I am an evil person, I would say nothing and listen out for the cries of shocked toilet users. I would be entertained for HOURS.

7.) Even the toilet walls aren’t safe

Passive Aggressive Notes

This is truly one of the grossest things ever. If you HAVE to pick, why not just wipe it on a tissue? At least the note is funny though, I really HOPE people aren’t saving them for later…

8.) She’s had enough

Reddit

We worry that some of these men would treat the toilets WORSE if it was their wife cleaning them. They better step up their game though, this woman has reached breaking point and has a KNIFE. Start respecting people, please!

9.) An encouraging bathroom note

Reddit

Not all restroom notes are horrible, this one offers some helpful life advice. So, don’t be ashamed, fellow toilet users, let those farts be free!

10.) Not so encouraging…

Obvious Plant

This bathroom life advice isn’t quite so helpful. Don’t we all try to cover up the sounds of poop though? Maybe we should all try this out. In a few years, all you’ll hear when you walk past public bathrooms is screaming.

11.) Have some patience, people!

Reddit

We’ve all suffered through that heart-stopping moment when someone seems DETERMINED to get into the LOCKED toilet. You panic, your heart races, your palms sweat and you completely freeze. You can’t stand up as you’ll expose yourself if the person comes in so you just have to sit there in silent agony. WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON NOT BELIEVE A DOOR IS LOCKED WHEN IT IS. Stop it.

12.) Reaching boiling point

Reddit

This guy really has lost his head. To be honest, if people treated me that badly and expected me to clean up after them, I would 100% quit. At least he is offering a REWARD for BASIC HUMAN DECENCY.

13.) It’s not rocket science!

Smosh

Apparently, people who work at NASA don’t know how to use the toilet. This worries me. Who needs that much toilet paper?!

14.) If there’s a sign about it…does that mean someone actually did this?!

Smosh

That’s a disturbingly long list of things you aren’t allowed to flush. I can completely agree with flushing your ex, that should be legally allowed. The rest, not so much. Who flushes their cell phone?! Where do these people work because I don’t like the sound of them…

15.) Wolf people deserve MORE

Smosh

Now, I personally find this sign quite offensive, being a wolf person myself. However, at least they are calling out those fake wolf people who are just WANNABES. Can’t stand those guys.

I don’t know about you but this list made me feel slightly sick. What is wrong with people?! Why are humans so disgusting?! If you have ever committed any of the above crimes, SHAME ON YOU. Hopefully, this will stop you from EVER disrespecting the public restroom again.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever encountered in a public bathroom? Let us know in the comments!

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