Piers Morgan Experienced The Extreme Pain Of Childbirth And It Is The Greatest Thing You’ll Ever See
Whether you love him or hate him (and I’m going to be straight with you, you should probably, definitely hate him) Piers Morgan is pretty much inescapable. You see him on TV, on your newsfeed, hear him on the radio… basically wherever you go, that incredibly annoying excuse for a human being is probably there too, in one way or another.
However, as much as it pains me to admit this, Piers Morgan has arguably produced one of the finest TV moments ever to date – as he actually put himself through the experienced of the ‘pain of childbirth’ by being hooked up to a pain simulator on today’s episode of Good Morning Britain… and boy oh BOY was he in pain!
With – not all – but many, many men out there in the world having the absolute AUDACITY to cut about downplaying the physical and emotional trauma childbirth has on the female body, who better to actually try it out on behalf of all men than our glorious Piers? Literally nobody, that’s who.
How painful is childbirth? @piersmorgan finds out the hard way!
C'mon Piers! You can do it! #PushPiersPush pic.twitter.com/RnsZ2WXKAl
— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) May 8, 2019
I don’t know about you, but I could watch that on loop all day long.
Obviously, the pain which women go through for that ole miracle of life REALLY didn’t go down too well with Piers, and even more obviously, it was incredibly satisfying viewing.
Some may even argue, in fact, that Piers can sometimes come across as a bit of a drama queen (What!? No way!). It’s true – I mean remember that time he theatrically ‘vomited’ up a vegan sausage roll? Ahhhh, good times.
A few seconds into the simulation itself, when most women are literally still at home being told to just have a warm bath, Bigman Piers was visibly in pain and was continuously moaning to himself:
“Do not give in.”
The person who was actually operating the machine, who Piers fondly referred to as a ‘torturer’, then began to ramp it us very, very slightly. Piers of course just could not hack it, and embarrassingly soon ripped the pads right off of himself, declaring;
“That’s enough.”
Gosh, ladies, can you imagine if it was THAT simple for us, eh?
Susanna Reid, his loooooong suffering co-host, who is very regularly seen cringing at his outlandish tirades, definitely seemed to enjoy it too.
Piers eventually admitted: “That cannot be what childbirth is like, really. I can’t believe that.
“Is that really what childbirth is like? I can’t believe that.”
YEAH. PIERS, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS FREAKIN’ LIKE.
In fairness to Pier, and I type this with election but also with gritted teeth, he then apologized for ever making light of childbirth, adding afterward:
“On balance, for the women of Great Britain, I probably owe you a slight apology.
“I’m very glad that we don’t have to go through this. I’ve got to say, that was agony. If that is what you honestly go through then my respect for women in terms of childbirth has gone through the roof.
“That was painful. I’m never again going to joke about childbirth.”
I mean, at least it’s a start Piers.
Anyway, Good Morning Britain viewers, as you can probably imagine, REALLY enjoyed the spectacle, which surely brightened up everyone’s incredibly dreary Wednesday morning.
Here are some of the Twitter reactions to the show below:
Brilliant! Was so funny! I was crying
! Still chuckling, made my morning! Lol xx
— jayne geden (@jaynegeden) May 8, 2019
Some mighty fine viewing I will agree!
That. Was. Funny.
— Christine
(@chrishindlegs) May 8, 2019
Funny? I passed out TWICE. I mean just LOOK at his face!
How I look when someone eats my food
@piersmorgan @GMB #foodie pic.twitter.com/7JFPn6GuZp
— Miss Carli Jay (@MissCarliJay) May 8, 2019
Damn, freakin’, straight. I can 100% relate to that one.
To be fair (because you know me, folks, I’m all about fairness!) many viewers commented that it was indeed a nice change for Piers to be the one shouting and screaming at them, instead of it being the viewers shouting and screaming at whatever complete controversial BS comes out of Piers’ mouth.
Maybe this truly is the start of a softer, more feminist Piers Morgan?
…Orrrrrr y’know, maybe not. A nation can dream though, can’t they?
How about you, folks? What did you think of Piers Morgan making a spectacle of himself on GMB this morning? More importantly – how many times did you watch the clip? Are you a fan of Piers Morgan or do you think that’s how he should start off every day? WAS he just being a little too dramatic during that video? Let me know in the comments! And don’t forget to share this with your friends and family because everybody deserves to see this! AAx
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