Aussie Farmers Hilarious Rant About A Vegan Protester Who Told Him Lettuce Has A Heartbeat
Vegans – are they going too far? Probably, but we aren’t allowed to say anything about it because it might hurt their feelings and they’ll throw stuff at us. It is getting a bit out of hand though, isn’t it? I mean, I love animals, and I’m all for people believing what they believe in but… some people out there just take it way, waaaay too far.
And somebody who learned this the hard way recently is this incredibly angry Australian grazier – a grazier is someone who rears cows, just FYI – and he is 100% sick of their cr*p.
So much so, that he has now gone viral hitting out against vegan protestors in a bizarre (yet hilarious) rant during which he claims that one activist actually had the audacity to tell him that lettuce, does, in fact, have a heartbeat.
Brendan Farrell – aka the angry farm grazier – runs a charity named ‘the Burrumbuttock Hay Runners charity’. His charities main aim is to bring extra hay to farmers during extreme times of drought. Despite all the incredible work he does for the community, Farrell says that he has received a plethora of angry phone calls from vegans who completely disagree with not only his job but also his way of life.
During the strange video, Farrell attacked the recent protests that have been taking place as abattoirs all across New South Wales and Queensland, as well as all the protestors who chained themselves to vehicles in Melbourne’s Central Business District this passing Monday.
“Vegans are going bananas. Blockades left, right and center. Flinders Street Station [Melbourne] is in chaos. Abattoirs chained up, people locking themselves up here, there and everywhere,
“I am just gobsmacked with some of the bullsh*t that’s coming out these people’s mouths on what they are trying to achieve.”
Okay, great right? Everybody loves a good rant, especially when it’s aimed at vegans or more specifically in my case, my arch nemesis PETA. So at this point, we know the guys angry. It’s only after his rant that things begin to get really, really strange…
Farrell continued in the video: “I answer every call because that’s what I do – and the Sheila goes she didn’t like the last post I done on Facebook because lettuces have got a heartbeat… Lettuce. Has. A. Heartbeat.”
“Some people have just got no bloody idea. None.”
Of course, at this point, it is kinda worth pointing out that we can’t actually verify whether or not this call really did take place the way he says it did. It’s also worth remembering that he could simply be talking out of his rear-end.
Honestly, though, the one thing we can be pretty freakin’ sure about is the fact that lettuces definitely do not have heartbeats. That’s something we can probably all agree on… at least, I bloomin’ hope that it is!
It may come as absolutely no surprise that Farrell isn’t too bothered about the vegans. In fact… he seems to be taking absolute delight in flying high in the face of their beliefs.
He added: “I’m out feeding cows and I can tell you what there’s a steer here that’s going to be bloody delicious at Christmas time. I can’t wait to hook into it. That’s just me. That’s what we do.”
“Next door neighbor’s running lamb at the moment. Bet you he is licking his chops too at Christmas time. Fair Dinkum,”
Whilst, yes, this is a bit of fun, the protests truly have been causing quite the stir out in Australia. 39 people were actually arrested in Melbourne alone the other day! And then nine more were arrested by the NSW police after they resorted to chaining themselves to a conveyor belt at an abattoir.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has gone on record to describe the protestors as “green-collared criminals” – which sounds like a pretty accurate description to me – and has vowed to take strong action against them all.
He even told 2GB TV channel: “This is just another form of activism that I think runs against the national interest, and the national interest is being able to farm their own land,”
“I’m expecting state governments – as I’m sure they will – to do their jobs,”
I, for one, am kinda thankful that Vegan’s keep doing all these weird, wild, crazy stands against the evil meat eaters of the world… I may be out of a job otherwise.
What do you think folks? Do you think vegans really are going too far and spiraling out of control or do you agree with their actions because after all, they’re only standing up for what they believe in, right? Let me know in the comments! And don’t forget to share this with your friends and family… they’ll get a good ole laugh out of it if nothing else! AAx
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