23 Of The Craziest Events That Prove Florida Is The Strangest State In America

In the past 10 years, Florida has had a bit of a crazy ride with some of the most insane people doing the strangest things! Let’s take a journey down the rabbit hole and take a look at some of the weirdest events…

You really can’t make this stuff up…whether it’s a man with half a head trying to commit murder or a woman arrested for assaulting a man with butter, the people in Florida are really wild…

I must admit, you might be slightly scared of ever visiting Florida after hearing about the kind of things that happen there but we promise not everyone is like this! (We hope…)

1.) The most iconic and relatable woman EVER

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I think we’ve all been there before, drunk, crying and eating someone else’s food. They should have just let her be, let her cry it out and NEVER try to take food away from a drunk person, it’s not worth risking your life.

2.) Somehow this happened…

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This kid just HAD to get that toy, didn’t he?! Well, look how that turned out, he got stuck in a claw machine with photo evidence, meaning that his parents can shame him for it throughout his life. I hope they gave him the toy he wanted to make up for it!

3.) A bit of an overreaction but okay

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I can’t tell if the threat was posted in earnest or as a joke but either way, it’s a step too far, especially when it’s just because of an early morning test. This guy DEFINITELY isn’t a morning person, jeez.

4.) The day a woman did this gross thing

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Yeah…a woman really shaved her legs in a public swimming pool surrounded by children. What is wrong with her?! This is just gross and plain weird…

5.) Hiding in (very) plain sight

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This is so painfully ironic and yet, so perfect? I bet he thought that wearing a shirt like that would throw the cops off but they weren’t falling for it…

6.) Sounds about right…

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Florida really is a crazy place so I’m not surprised that there are people out there grabbing sharks with their bare hands. Do these people just have no common sense whatsoever?

7.) “Butter Fingers” takes on a new, sinister meaning…

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I don’t know how you would go about assaulting someone with butter but this woman managed it! I’m pretty sure butter is harmless but this woman has some skill to turn it into a weapon, maybe he was lactose intolerant?

8.) The great spaghetti bowl attack of 2011

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Why do the women in Florida like to attack men with food items? A bowl of spaghetti sounds a little bit more intimidating than the butter incident but not really. How are these men beaten by food attacks? Is this some elaborate food fight gone wrong?

9.) Sounds like my standard Saturday night

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Okay, I’m not sure why he was naked but I can understand the need to munch on ramen. I assume that he was drunk or something? I hope so…

10.) This guy tried to beat up an ATM machine

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So, let me get this straight. This man not only tried to beat up an ATM machine but because it gave him too much cash?! How is that a bad thing?!

11.) This guy has his priorities straight

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So this guy did threaten to kill people which is awful. However, his priorities were definitely straight when he just stole a pulled pork sandwich instead and ran. He must really love pulled pork but let’s be honest, who doesn’t?

12.) Wide Neck man returns

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Wow, they weren’t kidding, he really does have a wide neck! I wonder what he did to end up in jail…his neck could be his secret weapon.

13.) Not Coldplay, please!

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I love how people hate Coldplay so much that their music is actually being used as a very real THREAT to people. The fact that the SWAT team offered him pizza just to end the agony really is saying something.

14.) Don’t pretend that this WASN’T intentional

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Whoever put this church sign up must have done this on purpose, surely no one has a mind innocent enough to not find this inappropriate? Definitely the best church sign ever though.

15.) A mop on your head is important when searching for eggs

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This man sounds like a very confusing person. He probably thought that the mop would help him find eggs better but he ended up scaring a poor family. I feel sorry for him, I hope that he found his eggs in the end.

16.) Best Taco Bell ever

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That must have been a really good Taco Bell. I love how that is his first thought though, after over a month of being in a coma. I guess he must have been pretty hungry…

17.) I’m not sure why she had to quit her job to do that but okay

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This man has serious mommy issues and it’s more than a little concerning. As if it wasn’t weird and gross enough, why does she have to quit her job to do this?! Does he literally need 24/7 supervision like a literal baby?

18.) What a polite alligator

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Wow, alligators are cleverer than I thought, they even know how to use crossings now! He is just trying to fit in but his disguise isn’t working as well as he hoped…

19.) Florine Brown the rat hoarder

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Florine really doesn’t look impressed that her rat hoarding addiction has just been exposed on live TV. I’m not quite sure how or why she collects rats but I guess you do you boo.

20.) How romantic

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I’m not sure how impressed I would be if my dead husband sent me a potato to express his love from the other side. I guess if she loved potatoes it might mean more to her.

21.) Who needs that much soup?

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I’m really not too sure how much soup you would have to steal for it to cost $75,000 my guess is that it’s A LOT. Either way, I want to ask this man one question…why?

22.) This guy had a bad year

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Wow, this must be the unluckiest man ever, I would want to stay away from him for fear of his bad experiences rubbing off on me. Why did a monkey punch him?!

23.) Could this be the dumbest man in the world?

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Why would this guy set his own wanted poster as his Facebook profile picture? Weird flex but okay…he either wanted to get arrested or is just very stupid.

Florida really is a crazy, unpredictable place…there must be something in the water there. Which was the strangest to you? Let us know in the comments! AAx

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