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Real Estate Agents Reveal 25 Of The Worst Properties They’ve Ever Seen

March 19, 2019
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“An image says a thousand words”, right?? And these real estate agent photos are saying all the wrong things…

When it comes to selling your house it’s pretty important to show your house at its best. Sadly, these homeowners have missed the mark. Ranging from the gag-inducing to the brazenly bizarre, we reveal to you the twenty-five worst properties real estate agents have ever seen.

1. A brave interpretation of “open plan”…

Why be confined to box like rooms? Tear down the walls and let your home flow freely, your guests will get used to it.

2. This interior designer had a bold vision; what if we flayed Kermit the Frog and made him into a living room?

Miss Piggy will be inconsolable but it’s not all in vain. Those couches do look *amazing*.

 

3. This picture certainly tells a story. And it’s definitely not a good one

Four fire extinguishers, one for each of the family.

4. “Grandma, what strange décor you have!”

“All the better to entice potential buyers, my dear!”

So is it a statue or someone in a costume? Which of those is weirder??

5. Admittedly, it’s not the most pressing question, but surely that ruins the letters??

You’d just have to hope the dog snapped it up before the letters fell any further through the door…

6. Forget scented candles, decorate your home with whatever has freakin’ amassed in your vacuum cleaner.

A strange creature, hunched and brooding. An appetising sight at breakfast.

 

7. Yeah, photos *can* say a thousand words. But sometimes they just say just seven.

Perfect grammar too.

 

8. “We mostly use this room for entertaining, and I’m sure you can see why.”

This printer is spoilt with space, no wonder mine refuses to work.

 

9. You know what they say, the family that **** together, stays together!

A cornerstone of any familial relationship.

 

10. “Don’t worry about Jim. Just leave food in his bowl and he’ll stay in his cupboard.”

The patio more than makes up for a strange man lurking behind your doors.

 

11. “Row, row, row your boat down the badly carpeted stream. If you see the estate agent don’t forget to scream.”

The lighting of the room is particularly ingenious and undeniably aesthetic.

 

12. Sarah takes her method acting very seriously, she’s in rehearsal for ‘The Shining 2’

They’re emptied the fridge and freezer, but nothing is as empty as Sarah’s stare.

 

13. “Just sit anywhere, take your jacket off, you can hang it from the chains!”

Fifty Shades of Thanks For Inviting Me Over But Now I’m Leaving.

 

14. If you’re a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, you’d still probably find this room a bit much…

Who knew Candy Floss Pink could induce so much terror?

 

15. “Thank you for coming to the conference. I know it’s a little less formal than last time but we’re all friends here.”

An interesting mash-up of waiting room/bathroom. A partnership that probably (mercifully) will not be repeated.

 

16. Is the candlelit dinner with Kevin included in the asking price, or???

Evidently, this is a home saturated with passion.

 

17. Nightmare fuel. No room is complete without it.

We’ve heard of three in the bed but this is pushing it a bit.

 

18. This property comes with underfloor heating, which more or less makes up for these highly suspicious stains.

Perfect for dinner parties. Like a real life game of Cluedo.

 

19. Mr Bean. Role model to contemporary interior designers everywhere.

Rowan Atkinson’s glittering eyes are the perfect greeting first thing in the morning.

 

20. “Hi, Sharon. Just thought I’d phone for a catch-up? What am I up to? Oh, not much…”

We mustn’t judge, it’s probably very helpful if you run out of loo roll.

 

21. This room would be great for your little ones! Providing your “little ones” are eight foot long.

They’ll grow into it.

22. Double glazing is good. But are tartan blankets better?

Nice to see they tidied things up before the viewing.

 

23. This is what people in the know call ‘minimalism’

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A generously sized rug if ever there was one.

 

24. The rapture in suburbia

The nearby schools are great, provided you can keep your kids in this dimension.

 

25. Labradors are out. Giraffes are in.

The plain’s of Africa have nothing on a polished wood dining set.

Never mind. There’s plenty soft furnishing’s can fix… Let’s hope the new tenants are enjoying (and renovating) their new home! But which one do you think was the worst??

All image credit to: Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs

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