Pretentious “Foodie” Mom Gets Taken Down By Hilarious Mac n’ Cheese Loving Parents

Everyone would make such a good parent until they actually become a parent…

We all have grand ideas of how we would do it differently to those we see around us. This was the case for a self-confessed “foodie” mom whose little one was about to move onto solid food. She expected it would all be a saffron-flavored dream but the more experienced Mom’s of the internet had some bad news for her…

And when certain people pipe up about how they’ll raise their kid (usually before their kid has reached that age) it can infuritate the parents currently raising their kids through that stage. So, when this foodie Mom posted the above comment the general response was an incredulous;

Pardon me?

Any parent will be deeply confused by this statement… potentially even maddened.

Kiddy menus are a waste of time are they? Honey, you have another thing coming. Your sprog is not about to eat foie gras and caviar. Kiss that foolish dream goodbye.

But don’t worry, the parents of the internet are about to teach this new Mom a lesson through some seriously tough love.

Macaroni on macaroni on macaroni. That’s all the precious angel wants and it’s all its gonna get, throw those oysters away!

Even if the new foodie Mom does manage to get her kid to adopt a finer palate than any other child in existence ever, it’s still going to change its mind several times between ordering and eating.

Toast and skittles. Food of champions.

Buttered noodle club. 

A club not one of us can imagine wanting to be a part of but that’s adulthood for you. Full of twists, turns and beige food that your kids will only eat half of (the other half gets smeared over the walls, of course).

“KETCHUP AS A FOOD GROUP”. IF THAT AIN’T THE TRUTH. 

Sometimes you don’t want to know how long the food your child is eating has been under the sofa. Sometimes, in fact, most times, it’s better not to know!

“Vaginally steamed kale.”

Sometimes you can’t blame the kids for refusing to eat what’s on their plate…

 

FLOOR CHEETOS.

Truly, an acquired taste.

 

If getting your kids to eat their greens was as easy as it is getting them to eat their beige, orange and blue flavoured food, life would be a freakin’ dream!

But not all hope is lost! Fancy food might not work out, but what about fancy food names?

‘Pasta au fromage’ – is a great way to feel like your little one is living the high life you always promised yourself they’d lead. Sure, they might be picking their nose at the table, maybe they’re screaming a nursery rhyme, maybe they’ve just dismembered a Barbie doll, what matters is that we if we speak in French then everything will be okay.

Is feeding our kids a healthy, balanced diet the most challenging, aggravating taks we’ve ever faced?

Oui, oui. 

We can’t blame the poor woman, she’s a young Mom and there’s plenty of things you do wrong first time round! (and the second, third, fourth, fifth…)

So what was your child’s favorite dish? No judgment for plating up “butter-noodles” or mac and cheese with mac and cheese on top! We know that struggle!

 

 

 

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