Moms Hilariously React To Study That Says The More Children You Have, The Slower You Age
As every mom knows, having kids and raising them certainly isn’t the most glamorous job in the world, you are sleep deprived, confused and have absolutely no social life. So, when a recent study came out from Simon Fraser University that said ‘having more children slows down the ageing process,’ it really made a lot of moms laugh.
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The study posted in Science Daily was based on DNA strands from mothers. As a result, they found that “the number of children born to a woman influences the rate at which her body ages,” in a POSITIVE way! As you can imagine, not many moms supported this theory and found the concept absolutely hilarious after having children of their own.
Thankfully, moms have an awesome sense of humour and they had a thing or two to say about this studies ‘findings’. These responses are absolutely hilarious and so true!
1.) Looking great…
Maybe the study was right, after all, this woman is only 32-years-old and is looking great after having four kids! Science is never wrong…
2.) She hasn’t aged a day
Wow, the more kids you have the better! This woman looks amazing for only 39 AND she’s had five kids. Or not…I bet she feels this old though!
3.) A slight flaw in the study
This really does sound like a magical fairytale land if you ask me. I don’t think many moms have ever heard of this concept, maybe if they did they would have more kids! They would age slower too, winning!
4.) These will never get old
I don’t think these responses will ever NOT be hilarious. The truth is that a lot of moms feel like they look as though they are 90-years-old, I mean, they certainly FEEL that way. So, this study is just rubbing it in!
5.) She should have had more kids
She wouldn’t look this way if she had ten kids according to this study, she would still look like a teenager! Oh well, you live and you learn.
6.) Maybe it IS true
Wow, okay maybe there is some truth in the study! This mom looks so amazing that I honestly don’t know which is the mom and which is the daughter.
7.) That explains it
Ahh, now it all makes sense! Surely that is the only explanation for how this study could have come to the conclusion that children slow ageing.
8.) TRUE!
Moms are so busy that it’s unlikely that they even have any time to actually age, especially when they have loads of kids. It all makes sense now!
9.) Most definitely
This was definitely some kind of way to convince mothers to keep having as many children as possible to please the Catholic Church. I wonder if anyone has bought into it yet?
10.) Oh no…
That’s pretty rough and I definitely wouldn’t enjoy being offered a 65+ coupon at 56. So, maybe this study isn’t accurate, especially when this is coming from a woman with 6 kids!
11.) It’s great until they hit teenage years
I trust this mom because it makes the most logical sense. As soon as they hit teenagers, kids are a nightmare and raising them as this age ages moms by about 20 years.
12.) Kids age faster than alcohol
Even if you spent your entire 20s drinking, kids somehow manage to have more of a lasting ageing effect on you. So, this study needs to double check it’s facts!
13.) Probably…
Maybe motherhood is just one incredibly long day that seems to last forever but its only 24 hours. So, maybe to don’t even age one day!
14.) Reliable facts
I mean, this fact is probably just as reliable as the studies claims! I would believe the stomach toning more than the ageing slower though and that’s saying something…
15.) Something’s fishy
I think the moms have officially debunked these studies findings, sorry! They can speak from experience and you can bet that this study was run by males who think moms have magical powers or something.
16.) The sad truth
Moms cry many tears of frustration and exhaustion whilst getting absolutely no sleep. I’m not sure how this is meant to slow the ageing process…
17.) Thinking optimistically
That’s one way to look at it, if you believe in it enough SURELY it will come true one day!
18.) Don’t lie to the moms
Eye bags are practically a permanent feature, the more kids you have, the bigger the bags! So, you probably don’t want to start telling them that their ageing process is slowing, it’s an outright lie!
19.) Skeptics
The findings of this study are so unbelievable that it is hard to believe it’s true. I think maybe they confused a toy baby doll with a real human.
20.) Now, that’s more believable!
As a man enjoys his sleep with absolutely NO interruptions, he dreams that his wife will age slower with the more kids she has. In your dreams, buddy!
Looks like mums aren’t about to get behind this study’s findings probably because they make absolutely no sense! What did you think about this study? Let us know in the comments!
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