30-Year-Old Discovers The Imperial System And Goes On Hilariously Epic America Slamming Rampage

Here at Aunty Acid we fully support ranting, raving and (most especially) ranting and raving publicly.

Get your popcorn, ladies. Someone is outraged and we’re here to bring you all the updates.

Today’s victim; the imperial system.

Who would have thought something so bland was about to bring you so much joy???

America has clung to some interesting concepts, one of which is Fahrenheit. Subsequently, not one person outside of America understands what temperature it is.

Similarly, and as you probably already know, the rest of the world uses the metric system whilst America clings to its imperial system. Which is fun, because it leads to terrible misunderstandings and hilarious situations, like the one below…

So, Twitter user “moth dad” is a 30-year-old male who had never been acquainted with the imperial system. He had some strong thoughts on the introduction, to say the least!

 

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO THE YOUNG MAN. 

SIXTEEN. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY.

It’s the one after fifteen, but we’ll let that slide, this guy is on a roll…

Let’s get straight back to this comedy gold.

Sometimes it’s best not to know, right? But we’re so glad he went to find out, he’s giving us the laughs we needed to get through today!

Ah, yes. We all long for a day when things were measured by grains. I’d certainly prefer knowing my weight in grains… makes it sound rather cute… slightly less heavy…

He’s only just warming up…

Go on! Tell us! We give up!

We’ve already given up! Just give us the rant we know you’re capable of!

(Seriously, this guy has talent, building us up like this, this ain’t his first rodeo)

 

Why didn’t this guy teach me Math? He’s got some insights I really, truly would have benefited from.

We hope this guy never calms down.

He’s living his best, angriest life and we’ve been lucky enough to be born in this time, at this moment, reading this article, to bear witness to the chaos ensuing.

And then his Mom makes an appearance!

We already love her, we hope she gets her own spin-off show.

I believe this is how the French Revolution began? I could be wrong but I’m fairly certain I’m not???

Mom disappears and then a second character comes in: the cup. 

And then, this one, wonderful man, address the entire nation.

Which one America?!?!?

 

Do we answer as a nation? Do we elect a spokesperson to answer this question or?? I fell we should all write our own, separate responses to this question and send them to him.

We resent this statement! We are NOT bluffing! We all know what we’re doing and what these terms mean… Honestly…

He’s going to struggle making cakes forever now… he doesn’t know who or what to trust…

Speaking of baking, he’s about to turn the heat way up. 

We don’t know moth dad! You’re the one in charge here! You steer this conversation, we’re just along for the ride.

Ehm. Excuse me?

There is no need for all this shade.

 

Uhm… well maybe it’s-,

Oh. Maybe not.

We’re sorry, honey.

Sorry means NOTHING.

And in a shocking twist Google (once again) helps nothing…

The emotional tirade came to an end with this emotional conclusion…

We’re exhausted. It’s truly been a journey.

Do your overseas friends face the same trouble? Make sure you show them this so they know somebody else feels their pain! We can’t stop laughing with this poor guy! Hopefully he’s wrapped his head around it now… AAx

 

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