Woman Cancels Baby Shower Because Family Don’t Support Her Ridiculous Name Choice

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Honestly, I always imagined that I wanted children. But after hearing all the horror stories surrounding choosing your babies name… well, I’m not so sure anymore.

Especially now, for some bizarre reason, people seem to be in a competition of “Who can give their kid the most ridiculous name this year”. I mean, look, I’m not a very judgemental person… but I truly believe that a lot of people who are about to come parents don’t actually understand that their kids are gonna have to carry this name for the rest of their lives.

And in consequence of this, some people end up with unfortunate names thrust upon them despite having no choice in the matter, and others are given “interesting” names because their parents thought… well we have no idea what their parents thought… but they obviously weren’t thinking about their kids.

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It’s also usually customary if you decide to throw a baby shower, to keep the name you’ve chosen your baby a secret until the day so that there’s very minimal chance of your family and friends trying to change your mind if they’re not really feeling your choice. Which is fair.

Recently, however, there’s one woman who not only decided to throw a baby shower for herself and her unborn child, but she also decided to reveal her intended name for the poor thing beforehand. And now, I’m guessing, she is 100% regretting every decision she ever made.

well… she should be anyway.

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When her family found out about the name, as you can probably imagine once you finally find out the name she chose, questions were indeed raised, feelings were indeed made clear, and eventually, it got so out of hand that the baby shower was, indeed, canceled.

But what name could REALLY cause so much controversy? Squire Sebastian Senator. That’s what.

I think that I should also point out at this point that this is just the child’s first name

Yeah… I know.

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Anyway, I’ll let the mother explain further, via her incredibly extensive Facebook post about the whole ordeal, which was eventually shared on Reddit… just like most bizarre rants on the internet are:

“Dear Members of the Squire Sebastian Senator Babyshower,

I have a really important announcement to make. It brings me pain to have to tell you this, but I am canceling the event. I will text you soon if you’re invited to my smaller, more inclusive party. At least there no one will judge me.

Why? Why am I doing this?

Because y’all have been talking sh*t about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD. How can you judge an unborn child?? What is wrong with you??”

I feel like maybe, she has misunderstood a few things. First of all… the family and friends aren’t actually judging the unborn child… they’re judging the mother herself for picking the name for her unborn child… I mean, he didn’t exactly choose it, did he? He’s also definitely not the one throwing himself a baby shower, so, y’know.

Check out the full amazingly insane rant below:

Anyway, she continues:

“To say this frankly, my friends and family have treated me like total sh*t. They’ve spread rumors and lies about my child. No, I am not crazy. No, I am not mentally unstable. No, I was not drunk when I named my child.

His name is Squire Sebastian Senator.

That is that.

You cannot force me to change his name. This is the name I was meant to give him.

No, this is not his full name. ‘Squire Sebastian Senator’ is only his first name. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete name.

The mum-to-be then goes on to explain that she and her son ‘come from a long-lasting family of both squires and senators’.”

 

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She also says: “My baby’s name WILL be a revolution’.

And then signs off very elegantly with:

F*ck you all. Fake *ss family. You won’t get to be a part of my baby’s life and it’s all because you had to judge him.

Well, look on the bright side I guess, she may have alienated every single member of her friends and family group, at least she’ll have a few years before she’s alienated by her own child after he realizes she gave him such a RIDICULOUS NAME.

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