Study Proves That People Who Swear A Lot, Are Incredibly Messy And Hardly Sleep Are Actually Geniuses

Messy? Can’t sleep? Swear a lot? Well, lucky you, because if have a tendency to do any (or ALL) of it, you may just be a genius. (No, really).

When you were a child, did you find yourself getting annoyed at your parents every time they told you clean or room? How about when they sent you to bed early? Or even scolded you for maybe cursing “too much”? Well, thanks to science (we love you science!) we now know that there might be a reason for your behavior!

There have now been various studies which suggest that all these behavior patterns could potentially be linked to an increase of your IQ (in other words, you’re a freakin’ GENIUS baby!)

Okay so, it turns out, Intelligent people use more curse words than those, y’know, non-intelligent people.

I don’t know about you, but I am tired of hearing people say that people who swear too much merely have a “limited vocabulary”. It’s completely ironic, because if you think about it… it’s actually those people who don’t swear who are limiting their own vocabulary intentionally because, well… there’s a whole WORLD of other words out there that they’re just not using, which sounds like a limited vocabulary to me, right?

In fact, there has now been a study deconstructing that myth about curse words… HALLELUJAH! And what the results of the said study? Well, the results showed that people who could actually name the most swear words within a minute were also the people who tended to score higher on an IQ test. The study also concludes that a full, rich vocabulary of swear words is indeed a sign of rhetorical strength rather than the laborious attempt to actually hide verbal deficits.

As it turns out, Intelligent people are also night owls… Twit toowoooooo.

 

Okay, so you like to swear? Or don’t like to swear? Well, that’s fine. But tell me this… do you like to stay up late? Good news; this could also be a sign of intelligence. Yep, that’s right! Scientific research has linked night owls with higher IQ scores for, actually, quite some time now.

President Obama, Charles Darwin, Winston Churchill, Keith Richards, and Elvis Presley… guess what they have in common? They are ALL famous for nocturnal activities. So If you tend to be someone who goes to sleep rather later and it often frustrates you, no need to worry! Because as it turns out you’re definitely in seriously good company.

And last but not least, a messy desk and intelligence really DO go hand in hand (just ask Einstein).

Oooookay so you swear a lot and you stay awake a lot…. but do you have the intelligence trifector? In other words, are you a freakin’ mess monster who leaves a scene of destruction wherever you pass through!? Well, ding ding ding girl… CONGRATULATIONS! You are officially intelligent. WOOHOO!

And how do we know? Well, study by the University of Minnesota has suggested, that the messy, messy desks of all those geniuses are actually linked to their superior intelligence. So, if you don’t spend that much time cleaning and organizing and tidying up everything and anything around you, there’s no need to beat yourself up about it anymore! Turns out that it means your mind is just obviously occupied with far more important stuff.

Even more so, gloriously, the study then went on to show that a messy environment really does leave to a more creative window.

Psychological scientist Kathleen Vohs says:

“Disorderly environments seem to inspire breaking free of tradition, which can produce fresh insights. Orderly environments, in contrast, encourage convention and playing it safe.”

So you may want to write that down for when the next time someone calls you out for being “too freakin’ messy”! Then again, you could try explaining it to them, but their inferior intelligence-ridden brains probably won’t be able to understand you anyway! (That was a joke… kind of. Please don’t come for me.)

So if you’re a constantly foul-mouthed, chaotically messy, insomniac night-owl, you are officially a superior member of the human race… just like me! Welcome to the club (HA!).

Seriously though folks, let this all be a lesson; sometimes things that may seem like a flaw may be your greatest strengths, and more importantly, they’re what makes you… YOU! So embrace them, love them, and don’t let anyone ever use them against you!

Be sure to share this with your family and friends and help spread the good news!

 

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