Scientific Study Reveals That Men Who Marry Plus-Sized Woman Are Much, Much Happier

 

Hello ladies and gents of the internet! Today I bring you yet another wonderful study from our hard-working friends in the science world! You’re welcome.

So it’s no secret that in today’s society, even with it’s great leaps and bounds in forward thinking and changing views, there’s still a near-impossible standard of beauty that we’re constantly told we need to uphold… especially when it comes to our bodies. Yes, okay… there’s alot more emphasis on the favoring of “big bootys” and “ample bosoms”, but only when it comes package with a tiny waist and toned stomach. In other words, the “perect” body shape now favours the “curvy” woman… however there’s still the whole issue of the idea that there’s a “right” way to be curvy (aka Kim Kardashian), and a “wrong” (aka anyone who isn’t Kim Kardashian) way to be curvy.

SIIIIIIIGH.

Well GUESS WHAT SOCIETY? Science has done it’s research, and the results are in; Men prefer us plus-sized ladies, and those who are lucky enough to marry us, are much, much happier. So keep your salads and your fad diets, we’ll just be over here keeping our men happy and fullfilled.

Okay so, there have been many recent studies to back this up, bare with me. These studies have been carried out by leading researchers and various experts on the field, and these particular trained professionals have actually found that men who were in marriages with woman who were considered “curvy” and “plus-sized” were the men who led the happiest lives. Go us!

In fact, in comparison, when carrying out multiple studies, the men who married plus-sized women were basically liklier to be 10 times happier thanh the men who married skinny women. Not convinced? Well tough, because these are the findings from all those exhaustive studies. And it can be really hard to argue with science. Unless you’re the current President of the United States, that is.

Not only that, but these studies also produced other various pretty surpsing results. For example the same, happier men who were married to plus-sized woman smiled more in a day. They also found that solving problems were a lot easier when compared to the marriages which involved skinner women. But why!? Well, one of the theories behind the phenomenom is that bigger woman tended to be more anticipatory. In other words; they would anticipate a problem and deal with it before it became an even bigger one later.

These were women who were really mindful of the needs and expectations of their men, and contray to popular belief, plus-sized women are more thoughtful in marriages. In fact, they are downright selfless. They are women who are always looking for ways to satisfy their husbands during the various aspects of their relationships. Basically (and look, I’m not favoring anybody here, I’m just repeating what science tells me) fatter women tend to be more delightful, which is why their husbands have such an increased happiness.

During that same study, most of the men talked about how the genuineness and honesty of their wives made it a lot easier for them to stay in love. N’awwww!

Thing is, fatter women tend to be very upront about who they are and don’t try to hide whatever flaws they may think they have (ain’t that the truth ladies!?). Becuase of this, it creates a kind of self-awareness which makes their men much more content and happier. Another factor that goes into play here is that plus-sized women have the tendancy to be more likely to have healthy pregnancies. Which makes sense because they have wide hips – favorable for birthing. Not to mention, the added weight during pregnancy really isn’t an issue fo them seeing as they’re used to being generally bigger people. Fascinating, right?

HOWEVER, if you’re still curious about the many other reasons as to why plus-sized women literally make the best wives ever and tend to make their husbands happier, I’ve listed them for you below;

1. They don’t require their husbands to have abs of steel and arms big enough to lift a refridgerator. They love them just the way they are!
2. They always make sure that the food they make is a real “experience”. You’ll never have a bad meal with them! Not to mention they’re better cooks generally… and everybody knows the way to a mans heart is through his stomach!
3. They’re pretty easy to please. The smallest gestures can lift their moods.
4. They tend to have a better sense of humour than other couples (it’s true!). Laughter is one of the most important things in a relationship – the more laughter there is the happier the environment. Not to mention; the more the laughter, the more the love!
5. They’re the BEST huggers. You’ll never feel more loved or comforted than when you recieve a hug from a plus-sized woman.
6. They’re natural sweethearts, and they know how to be romantic.
7. They also end to be more confident. They’ve already accepted the fact that their bodies are like that and they have no problem with it whatsoever. They couldn’t give a freakin’ damn and the standards and expectations society has for them!
8. And last but by no means least; there’s just more of them to love!

So there we have it guys! Love yourself, your man, and don’t give a damn about anything else!

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