25 Period Memes That Will Help You See The Funny Side (ALMOST!)
There’s a certain time in every girl’s life when she just wishes she wasn’t a woman anymore, when the monthly curse of Aunt Flow arrives and we’re left feeling bereft at the fact that God decided to give us a Womb.
WHY US!?
Of course, if you’re not trying to start a family, then I suppose there’s always the hidden relief that we’re not pregnant! (Hooray!) But that’s a small comfort a lot of the time…and it soon wears off once the unbearably ‘kicked in the stomach by a crazed Elephant’ cramps start to creep in.
But you know what they say! (Who are ‘they’ exactly? I’ve always wondered) Laughter is the best medicine…and if we couldn’t find it within ourselves to laugh at times of hardship then the world would be a very solemn place (well, more than normal…!)
So, below, we have compiled a list of MEMES that will help you to see the funny side of one’s ‘time of the month!’ (hopefully!)
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1. Men can actually be quite understanding about it…
They may be sh*theads…but they’re MY sh*theads…how lovely!?
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2. Transylvanian Tampons!
There’s just so many vampire/tampon jokes I could make here, but not all of them are in the best of taste…so I won’t…. *ahem*
I’m sure you can use your imaginations! Then I won’t get into trouble!
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3. Chocolate, give me chocolate!
This product placement person is either a woman…or a very understanding boyfriend, either way, bravo!
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4. Happy and ‘My Period’ don’t mix!
Surely, you must remember a time when you were happy AND on your period….hmmm…no, me neither.
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5. Oh…you shouldn’t have!
Honestly, Uterus, you’ve really done more than enough to make my life hell…you can stop now…really…
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6. Sneezing becomes an extreme sport!
Your period is the only time when sneezing becomes a life or death situation. Best to hold in it and risk popping a vien in your head, if you ask me…
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7. Calm down, dear!
I guess you’ve got to feel sorry for the guys in our life at this time of the month too…well, a bit…
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8. May aswell be honest about it!
You’ve seen those Tampon commericals, the women in them are always exercising, dancing, laughing?…Yeah right! Where’s the realism in that?! Just show someone shouting, crying and punching a stuffed teddy bear in the face with a cucumber, and we’ll totally get it!
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9. It’s my right!
If we can’t be extra dramatic on our period, then when can we? It’s sometimes the only fun we can have…
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10. No, no, it doesn’t hurt….much…
No, no, it doesn’t feel like there’s a small creature inside of me, slashing around my guts with a knife, doing a rain dance…no, I’m totally fine… *collapses*
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11. Anything goes!
Your period can be an exciting time…honestly, think about it! One minute you could be calmly eating cake…the next minute you’re stabbing your boyfriend in the head with a knitting needle for breathing through his nose… the possibilities are just endless!
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12. One of life’s mysteries…
Are you wanting a guaranteed way to make your period appear like magic!? Don’t wear any sanitary protection of any kind! Wow! Magical!
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13. Not exactly subtle…
Or randomly opening a bag of chips in the toilet cubicle…
Why do they have to be so noisey!? We’re trying to be discreet here!
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14. Well…
This is always such a lovely, romantic moment between two people…
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15. Caution
At least if you stick a sign on my head, it’ll mean I won’t have to talk to you.
Stand back and approach with caution…unless you have chocolate!
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16. Well duhhhh…
Because I’m really attached to it…he’s called Bob and I take him everywhere…
WHY DO YOU THINK I’M TAKING MY BAG WITH ME!?
Why don’t I just annouce it to the class!?…Jeez!
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17. How’s that for creativity?!
I for one, would welcome this menstruation crustacean station! (Try saying that when you’ve had a few!)
If your period can create bouts of creavity like this, then it can’t be all bad!
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18. This is why I can’t have nice things…
Booking a vacation that requires you to wear a bikini and going into a swimming pool will also bring Aunt Flow out of hiding…she certainly likes to be a kill joy!
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19. Free & Easy!
Ahhh, the tight white shorts…we may as well be wearing a sandwhich board that says ‘I’VE STOPPED BLEEDING AN OCEAN FROM MY VAGINA!’
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20. You feeling okay? Let’s change that…
*sigh* I guess we can’t feel good about ourselves for too long…
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21. WHAT!?
Talking about playing with fire! If a guy is tired of living then this is exactly what he should say to a woman on her period…
Don’t worry, it’ll be over quickly…
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22. Stop looking at me with your eyes!
Also, that rock over there looked at me funny…what’s it’s game!?
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23. Tame the Beast
Sometimes guys really do know the best way to handle a dangerous situation…with experience comes expert planning!
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24. It can’t be a coincidence…
It CAN’T be! It’s all finally falling into place…the work of the Devil!
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25. You mean they DON’T look like that!?
If it doesn’t feel like your entire reproductive system has fallen through you at intense speed, upon getting up from a prelonged sedentary session….then are you even on your period!?
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Didn’t think so…
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