23 Of The Most Infuriatingly Relatable Wedding Pictures Of All Time

Are you married, getting married or know somebody who’s about to take the huge leap of love and get married themselves? Well, whichever one it is, you’ll know that despite all those perfectly posed and placed photos in that pristine Wedding photo album, the journey it took to get them was not one which ran smoothly.

But hey, at least you had a few laughs along the way… right!?

Anyway, weddings are a joyous occasion and everybody knows that it’s supposed to be the most perfect day of your life, no matter what it takes to achieve your dream wedding. Thankfully those wonderful people at BoredPanda.com have put together a truly hilarious list of the most relatable wedding posts out there so that we can all laugh and cry together. Scroll down and enjoy! And if you happen to be currently planning your own wedding… well I am truly, truly sorry.

 

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All it takes is persistence persistence persistence… aka wait until she’s 36, still not married and slowly getting more and more desperate and the years pass her by. Ah, I love romance.

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“Mom… who’s Sandra?” “Oh she is this LOVELY woman I met in the bathrooms of our favorite restaurant, you know that one on the corner with the blue lights? Well, I met her in the bathroom there 7 years ago and she let me borrow her lipstick so you just HAVE. TO. INVITE. HER.”

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Sorry, but I don’t care what I’m doing, who I’m talking to, if I’m eating, if I’m peeing… when I hear the words “The dancefloor is now open” you can bet my heels are coming off and my dancing hips are coming out because that is where I’m spending the rest of my night.

 

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Ah yes, there’s always THOSE guests… the ones who feel like it’s their duty to “surprise” you on your big day and complain when their only dinner option is the fish when they wanted the steak and you’re supposed to know that because apparently you’re a mind reader and everybody knows except for you. Off to the table nearest the bathroom you go!

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I have no problem with getting married by Batman, just so long as my new husband doesn’t mind me receiving a lapdance from Batman during our wedding reception.

 

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Always a great way of saving money! Asking a friend to take your wedding pictures! Just makes sure that friend of yours has a good camera, or you know, a fairly decent cellphone… and y’know has taken at least one picture at all during their entire life.

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Ah yes, Pinterest. Tried to make one of those Twigs-Wrapped-In-Fairy-Lights-Inside-Of-A-Mason-Jar centerpieces once… ended up burning my entire living room down. At least it got rid of those ugly drapes.

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Ladies, remember, it’s not just your day, it’s his day too… and sometimes you just gotta do some crazy things to make him feel good about himself… like make yourself look shorter.

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Truth time; I know this is probably some novelty thing that is supposed to encourage guests to take a drink… but the first thing I saw when I thought this image was “Damn that’s a great idea, I wouldn’t have to go the bar all night!”. Also, I’d have to put this on after the ceremony… I wouldn’t trust myself to not drink all this while I was getting ready.

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Look I am SUPER happy for you, you found the person you’re supposedly going to be spending the rest of your life with, that’s GREAT. However, I do NOT wish to be added to your 4 wedding planning Facebook groups, your 11 “WEDDING PREP!!” Whatsapp groups and be subject to your daily inevitable Bridezilla Facebook posts leading up to “the greatest day of your life”.

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Damn STRAIGHT. Why does that bride in the background look so happy?? I did NOT squeeze myself into this 3-sizes-too-small corset, cover my face in makeup at 6am in the morning and spend $30,000 dollars to look like a princess on a day that is supposed to be ALL ABOUT ME just so you could STEAL MY LIMELIGHT. No no. I love you. But NO.

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Honestly, I can’t with these types of people. If I say no kids, I mean NO KIDS. I don’t care if little Amy was awarded “best behaved in class” last semester, she’s going to be awarded “first child to be kicked out of my wedding” if you show up to my wedding with her.

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Honestly, I would LOVE this cake. In fact, it’d probably be me who’s trying to compromise with my husband not just to have a “boring traditional pretty white wedding cake”. I want people to feel as cool as I am when they eat it.

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Scratch that last thing I said. THIS is the cake a want. Give me pizza or give me NOTHING. Dominoes preferably.

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This will literally be me even though I have already 100% decided that I want a pizza wedding cake. But hey you don’t know that, so keep those samples coming until I can’t button my pants up lady!

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I will reiterate, $30,000 I spent to look like this, I want ALL my BEST ANGELS showing up in these wedding photos, I don’t care how many pictures you need to take of the same pose, get it done.

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Ah yes, the latest trend of all that “homemade, made with love, rustic” wedding decorations. Look Susan I really don’t care how you made 200 hundred “Firefly” jars yourself, I’m probably gonna get drunk and break at least 6 of them and all your bridesmaids now hate you because you forced them to stay awake for 48 hours 2 days before your wedding in order to get them all finished. Congratulations.

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Now THIS, this is something I can 100% get behind. This is literally three of my favorite things combined; Costume parties, surprises and a day dedicated to me. I’m officially nothing this one down in my ‘Dream Wedding’ book. Amazing.

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What did I just say? Rustic homemade wedding decorations. Girl, if all you can afford is tealights and a ball of string, maybe you should not be getting married right now. At least get some real freakin’ flowers for me to steal!

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Ah yes, and let’s not forget; THE MOM. A strange thing happens with Moms when you start planning your wedding. They suddenly disregard the fact that your a grown woman with your own taste and style and completely distrust any fashion sense you thought you had. That’s the wrong shade of blue, that shape dress gives you birthing hips, vanilla sponge cake? For a WEDDING? Do you want to embarrass her into an early grave in front of ALL HER FRIENDS?

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We haven’t eaten solid food in 18 months and our thermometer is gathering dust even though it’s currently -75F outside and we’ve had to sell A LOT of blood… but it was all worth for the GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES. Must remember to ask Janet for the name of her divorce lawyer.

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Let me make this clear right now, if you don’t plan on playing Thriller during your wedding reception, then do not bother inviting me. I’m not wasting my time nor my money on ANY event that will not give me the opportunity to dance to Thriller at least once, period.

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And finally, to end on the most relatable post of all, the optimist. Yeah okay, don’t get married until you can really afford your “Dream Wedding”. Buy the time I managed that I’d be going down the aisle in a coffin. Just do everyone a favor and elope to Vegas already… I hear you can get an entire package for $600!

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