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21 “Hilarious” Husbands Who Should Probably Expect Divorce Papers Very Soon

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Ladies, if you’re married, or have ever been married, or even just know somebody else who is married, you’ll know one thing for certain; Husbands, are pretty much 100% useless.

Not to say that we don’t love them or appreciate them, because we do! Of course we do. It’s just that… well, sometimes, they can be… how do I put this nicely? Oh yeah, a HUGE freakin’ pain in the backside.

Life would definitely be a lot less interesting (and possibly stressful) without them though, and at least we know there’ll always be there to make us laugh… even at times when we really don’t want to.

These 22 husbands are absolutely no exception!

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At least this husband has his priorities in order! …it’s just a shame they’re the wrong the priorities.

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Before every Dad earns the honor of professional Dad-joker… they first must pass the very important Husband-joker phase… must to their wives dismay.

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Sometimes they really just can’t help themselves, even when it’s in their best interests to. I, for one, actually love a good Star Wars pun.

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And lest we forget, many times having a husband is just like having a bigger, hairier, more mischevious first child.

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Husbands are like the one person in life you can count on doing anything to make you happy at all times… unless it comes to sharing their food, clearly.

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Sometimes, they try their best to romance you and show you how they real feel… however a lot of times they can’t help but add their own special “twist” to it… which more often than not, ruins the moment.

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PUNS. Husbands freakin’ LOVE them. It’s like they get handed a book on the night of your wedding without your knowledge teaching them how to turn literally anything into a pun.

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And it’s not just our modern-day husbands, oh no. Women have been banging their heads against the wall over their husbands for 1000s and 1000s of years.

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Do you know what I love about this? I love that this ACTUALLY happened at one point in the history of the world. The question is; was he being serious or did he take the opportunity to tell a somewhat classic husband joke?

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And I love THIS one because… well, because it is 100% accurate, and true. So, so true.

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What did I say? Cannot help themselves. Rumour has it that if a husband doesn’t make at least one pun every 30 minutes, they die.

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I think he’s missed the point slightly there… but at least they’re attempting to be responsible!

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Sometimes it’s just best not to know what your husband is thinking about.

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I can’t believe this but I’m probably gonna have to side with “Keith” on this one… I just can’t comprehend how jeans for a dog could be considered stupid!?

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Husband’s will always have your back and help you when you need it most. Unfortunately, not of the time, their “help” falls a little short.

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They’re always there to really challenge you mentally and ask the really important questions of life.

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Yeah here’s the thing honey, the reason I spend so much on groceries is because you eat like a pig and that’s how much food it takes for us to not starve to death every week. Thanks for trying though. I guess.

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Did… did I say the important questions of life? Well I mean the most pointless, unhelpful, how-do-you-even-think-of-this-stuff questions. My bad.

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Okay I’m gonna be honest here… this is the one exception I’ll allow during my husband didn’t follow the very careful, clear instructions I gave him. Because come on, let’s be honest… PUPPIES.

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Sometimes they can actually be super cute… even if it isn’t really in the context you want it to be in. Who doesn’t love a romantic note while they’re pooping, though!?’

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And last but not least, this one is for every husband who has the best intentions (y’know, like most husbands do) but still completely, 100%, hilariously (for us) miss the mark entirely. Better luck next time!

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So ladies, did any of those Tweets seem a little too familiar to you? Maybe you have your own… “hilarious” tale of a time your “hilarious” husband has almost pushed you to matrimony limits? If that’s the case then please let me know in the comments! And don’t forget to share this with all your family and friends! Keep the laughter going!

 

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