20 Tweets About Marriage That Are Hilariously Real

Marriage is a wonderful thing, you are dedicating your life to a person that you love very much, your best friend and lover. However, after spending every single day with this person, sometimes they can be just a little bit annoying…okay, a lot.

Obviously, we still love our other half but they sure know how to wind us up! These marriage tweets are just so true and painfully relatable. Maybe we should stop using what annoys our partner the most against them…

1.) Communication is important in marriage

Having an argument entirely in fridge magnets? Totally normal for married couples. Yes, it’s all about communication but what better way to communicate with your partner than with fridge magnets?!

2.) Waking up next to the person you love every morning…or not

Yeah, sure it’s nice to share a bed with someone you love and see their cute sleepy face every morning. BUT having an entire double bed to yourself and a peaceful nights sleep? Yes, please!

3.) Negotiation and meeting in the middle is important

Okay, you may be cold but you have to pay the heating bill! Just put on a jumper and wrap yourself in a blanket. You can tell I’m the one writing down the lower number here.

4.) He knows her well

When you’re married to someone, you get to learn all of their pet peeves and ways to contact them. I’m completely with his wife on this one, why do people always call?! Texting is much less pressure and easier.

5.) It’s about owning up and apologising for mistakes

When you upset your significant other in their dream, you might as well just apologise. There’s no point trying to reason that it wasn’t you, just say sorry and your day will be much better.

6.) Accepting them for who they are

They may have the worst name or initials in the world but you love them anyway. Do you make fun of them still? Absolutely. But you still love them so they can’t complain!

7.) Marriage is about listening to each other’s advice

This doesn’t always work out though. Usually, the wife will offer good life advice like “don’t chase racoons” and the husband will anyway and then get attacked. Rather than own up and be embarrassed, he would rather her think that he cheated…marriage logic!

8.) Knowing each other inside out

You will know your partner so well that you probably know them better than they know themselves. You know when they are in denial and are more than happy to put them in their place!

9.) Always treating each other nice

A good thing about marriage is that you know exactly what annoys your partner so that you can avoid doing it. However, a BAD thing about marriage is that you know exactly what annoys your partner…so that you can use it against them.

10.) All about compromise

In marriage, you have to make sacrifices and not agree with everything your partner wants. However, if your wife wants kittens, there’s no argument, sorry.

11.) Unconditional love

Marriage is about loving your partner no matter what, including all of their flaws. Unless they like snore or fart or anything. That’s gross and you shouldn’t have to live with it.

12.) How to perfectly co-exist together

When you’re married, you work together as a seamless team. Unless you need to access a drawer or cabinet, then your partner will 100% be in the way and will result in frustration.

13.) Marriage is about putting your partner first

You always put your partner first when it comes to marriage unless you need to charge your phone. Then it’s important to be bold and brave, this is YOUR house.

14.) It’s about moving on from mom and dad

…Or not because your partner could end up criticising you just as much!

15.) Its all about finding your sidekick

Marriage is about finding your perfect partner and sidekick. Although, the wife is definitely Batman and the husband is most likely Robin, that’s just the way it works.

16.) There are certain things you don’t share

Yes, marriage can be about sharing and “what’s mine is yours” blah blah. BUT when it comes to food, especially chocolate, that won’t be shared, I don’t care who you are!

17.) Marriage is about working together as a team

Although, the team usually consists of one person as the other is inherently useless. How do husbands manage to lose EVERYTHING?

18.) Staying together for the RIGHT reasons

When you’re married, you stay together for the right reasons. Unless it’s because you need someone to kill spiders or buy your chocolate, then you might just stay together for convenience.

19.) Marriage is about being sensible with money together

Unless it comes to pets, you will probably end up spending more on your pets together than you ever will yourselves. But that’s okay, you are both it in together!

20.) Marriage bears no judgement

It’s important to be completely honest with one another during a marriage, also, it’s important not to be embarrassed by your partner. This is why the wife always makes sure her husband doesn’t look stupid, she’s doing him a favour!

These tweets are far too real and definitely sum up marriage better than ever before. We still love our partners though despite this, right? Which tweet did you find most relatable? Let us know in the comments!

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