20 Of The Strangest Photos Taken By Real Estate Agents Copy
If you want to sell your home, getting awesome photos is the key to tempt in those potential buyers. With the recent technological advances, you would think that Real Estate Agents would be taking better photos than ever, unfortunately, you are wrong there…
These hilariously weird pictures are definitely not helping anyone sell their home in a hurry…would you buy any of these?
1.) Sacrificial dungeon, anyone?
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You would have thought that they would have least cleared up the pentagram off the floor before snapping some pictures. But if sacrificial dungeon bursting with personality and added devilish charm are what you are looking for, then look no further.
2.) Grass in pool included
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Have you ever wanted to mow a pool? Well, today’s your lucky day! This pool is in some desperate need of a mow and a spring clean. I wonder how dirty it is that literal GRASS is now growing out of it…
3.) Color coordination is key
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If you have a passion for patterns, then this is the home for you! A house where EVERYTHING matches, quite literally. This pattern features everywhere you look, the owner really took a liking to it. Now you can too!
4.) A cozy home
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Did the agent drag a body out from the center of the room before taking this picture? Probably. Is this house safe? Doubt it. But at least it’s cheap!
5.) Do you like nature? Good.
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If you’re a fan of anything floral then this is the house for you! Some might say that it’s too much (me) but I’m sure SOME people like it…maybe.
6.) Privacy isn’t this houses’ forte
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Umm, I don’t think I have any words for this. I don’t know why the agent even bothered taking a picture of this…it’s not exactly a selling point.
7.) Full of happy memories
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Don’t you just love reminiscing about your old childhood bedroom? This one is clearly full of happy memories that the Estate Agent just felt the need to capture.
8.) If you like doors, this is for you
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I don’t know about you but I always get very excited around December to bring out the advent calendar. Well, this house gives you that feeling every day of the year! But seriously, where do those doors go?! They probably lead to another dimension where there’s toilets on the stairs…
9.) A toilet living room
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If you can’t be bothered to get up from the sofa and walk to the toilet, then this is the home for you. It’s also great in the winter when you can sit in front of a roaring toilet and take in the…smells.
10.) If Inception designed a toilet
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Do you ever feel the desire to stare at multiple reflections of yourself from different angles when in the toilet? Well, now you can! This will make the movie Inception feel like a breeze…
11.) This home has a sad fan
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I don’t know why this is a selling point but this Estate Agent really wanted to point out that this house has an extremely sad looking fan. Maybe if you move in, you will make it happy again! DO IT FOR THE FAN.
12.) Ever wanted a disturbing mermaid on your bathroom floor?
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I REALLY hope that this creepy, inappropriate mermaid mosaic was written down as a selling point for this house. I really hate everything about it, I wonder who thought that this was a good idea…
13.) Giant boulder not included
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I’m only buying this house if it comes with that massive boulder! Said no one, ever. Why it that even there? How did it get there? Maybe it’s from a meteor and it just randomly appeared one day.
14.) Nature photography
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This estate agent might want to consider getting themselves into nature photography has house photography certainly isn’t their forte. That room just looks…creepy. I wonder if the bat is included?
15.) House of luxury
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I have no idea what’s happening here or why a pig is in someone’s house that they are selling but fair enough. The pig could have at least woken up and put some clothes on to be a tiny bit more appropriate for the estate agent. How rude.
16.) The fridge should be left where it is
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I love how the estate agent took this picture to “show off” the exterior of the house and ended up just showing how the entire structure is held up with a fridge. I hope that’s included…
17.) Not now Pete, feeding time isn’t until 5
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This guy really did photobomb this poor estate agents’ photo. I wonder if he knew that Pete was still there or did he just a VERY nasty surprise. Rumour has it that Pete is still living there to this day, unbeknown to the unsuspecting owners.
18.) This bathroom is…a lot
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Why are there so many toilets? Are you supposed to use all three at once? Is only one of them real and you have to guess? I am so confused and concerned.
19.) That creature has been living here for weeks
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No one has been able to identify what that creature actually is. Rumour suggests that it’s the previous owner. All I know is that the estate agent was in for a nasty surprise, I hope that they got out alive…
20.) Privacy is a sign of weakness
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In this house, privacy is a luxury that you simply cannot afford. Although, you can afford stainless glass windows EVERYWHERE instead. Deal with it.
So, if you’re planning on selling your house soon, maybe don’t use any of these estate agents. Or, if you are planning on buying a house, DON’T BUY ANY OF THESE! Which one was your favourite?!
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